Many a thing can marr thy skin. Here be some of the problems and cures:
If ringworm have ye,
These symptoms there should be:
A rash located on chest, midsection, leg, or back
Edges of the rash are red, scaly, and have small, blister-like bumps
Rash is ring-shaped
Edges range from being flaky and dry to moist and crusty.
To cure ye olde ringworm, bathe in the urine of a boy.
Bruises can be made to disappear faster by wrapping them with a poultice of
bacon fat and flour.
Every skin problem, be it bruises, acne, or sores, can be cured by covering
the affected area with a wolf skin.